Beauty jokes

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Y...Read the whole joke

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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what ...Read the whole joke

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Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween....Read the whole joke

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I...Read the whole joke

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get ...Read the whole joke

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Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your...Read the whole joke

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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch:...Read the whole joke

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Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !...Read the whole joke

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