Beauty jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her loo...Read the whole joke

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time....Read the whole joke

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark....Read the whole joke

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Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke

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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke

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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her...Read the whole joke

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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have....Read the whole joke

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ? Man: It d...Read the whole joke

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