Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred:...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!...Read the whole joke

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke

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What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke

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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to ...Read the whole joke

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It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party...Read the whole joke

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and...Read the whole joke

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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? He...Read the whole joke

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