Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!'

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred:...Read the whole joke

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...Read the whole joke

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and...Read the whole joke

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke

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