First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can...Read the whole joke
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? He...Read the whole joke
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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!...Read the whole joke
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...Read the whole joke
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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be s...Read the whole joke
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...Read the whole joke
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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!...Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke
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