Birthday jokes

Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke

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I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke

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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!...Read the whole joke

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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in ...Read the whole joke

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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch h...Read the whole joke

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke

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