Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes

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Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

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Birthday jokes

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke

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It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party...Read the whole joke

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What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"...Read the whole joke

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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!...Read the whole joke

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke

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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? He...Read the whole joke

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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke

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