Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? He...Read the whole joke
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke
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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....Read the whole joke
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke
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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke
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I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke
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What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!...Read the whole joke
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