Birthday jokes

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...Read the whole joke

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be...Read the whole joke

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Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke

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"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke

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