Birthday jokes

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke

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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...Read the whole joke

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A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to ...Read the whole joke

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I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke

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