Birthday jokes

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke

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A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by....Read the whole joke

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BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise...Read the whole joke

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What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!...Read the whole joke

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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? He...Read the whole joke

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke

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