Birthday jokes

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.

What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke

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I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke

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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be...Read the whole joke

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he n...Read the whole joke

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!...Read the whole joke

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What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt...Read the whole joke

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I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can...Read the whole joke

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