Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don't think that's possible. Oh, yes it is - I'm nine today.

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ...Read the whole joke

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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke

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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke

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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's ...Read the whole joke

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...Read the whole joke

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What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke

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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be s...Read the whole joke

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