Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes

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I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

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Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke

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Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke

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I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"...Read the whole joke

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke

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What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke

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"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and...Read the whole joke

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When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!...Read the whole joke

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