"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"...Read the whole joke
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...Read the whole joke
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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...Read the whole joke
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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...Read the whole joke
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"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...Read the whole joke
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"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...Read the whole joke
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"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...Read the whole joke
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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...Read the whole joke
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"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...Read the whole joke
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke
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Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!...Read the whole joke
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke
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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke
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