A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and ...Read the whole joke
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|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke
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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally del...Read the whole joke
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|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back ...Read the whole joke
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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you...Read the whole joke
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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tab...Read the whole joke
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour g...Read the whole joke
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