Blondes jokes

Blondes change a lightbulb

|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee...Read the whole joke

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Blondes dumb?!?!?

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had jus...Read the whole joke

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boat troubles

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p...Read the whole joke

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Buying A Bull

Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...Read the whole joke

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Buying a New Farm

|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke

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Buying drinks at a bar

|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun...Read the whole joke

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cant stop with the q and a's

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q...Read the whole joke

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Clean restrooms

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...Read the whole joke

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Clean those restrooms

|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By...Read the whole joke

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Commiting suicide

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...Read the whole joke

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Counting cars

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...Read the whole joke

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crazy blonde

How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the blond?

|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spre...Read the whole joke

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did you hear about...

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?

Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was...Read the whole joke

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Do you know where you were going?

|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop:...Read the whole joke

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Do you realize what I am?

|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the p...Read the whole joke

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Do you see the dead bird?

|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a de...Read the whole joke

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