Blondes jokes

How do you confuse a blonde? #2

How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...Read the whole joke

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How do you drownd a blonde?

How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke

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How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?

How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke

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How do you keep a blond(e) busy?

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....Read the whole joke

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How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke

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How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...Read the whole joke

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How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke

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How long?

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke

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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and...Read the whole joke

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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...Read the whole joke

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How many sheep do I have?

|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence...Read the whole joke

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I can't breathe without that

|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that wal...Read the whole joke

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I cannot find a cause for your illness...

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""I...Read the whole joke

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I deserve a first class seat

|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ...Read the whole joke

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I Want Some Milk

|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke

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I Want to Buy That

|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk lo...Read the whole joke

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I was shopping at our local supermarket...

I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young...Read the whole joke

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I'm going ice fishing!

|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her g...Read the whole joke

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I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...

I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn't a...Read the whole joke

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