Blondes jokes

Shortage of parachutes

|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down ...Read the whole joke

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Slot machine winner

|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in si...Read the whole joke

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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another....Read the whole joke

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some more blonde q & a's

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alon...Read the whole joke

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The blonde test taker

|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. S...Read the whole joke

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The complaint letter from Judi

The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes abo...Read the whole joke

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The three wishes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found...Read the whole joke

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The Video Rental

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn't done before, so she goe...Read the whole joke

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There are three 3rd Grade girls...

There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A....Read the whole joke

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There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was h...Read the whole joke

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There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...Read the whole joke

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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it...Read the whole joke

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This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he...Read the whole joke

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Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...

Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read ...Read the whole joke

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Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...

Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a s...Read the whole joke

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Three blonds on death row

|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke

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Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get o...Read the whole joke

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Turn back your car odometer

|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...Read the whole joke

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Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or th...Read the whole joke

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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke

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