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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the ot...Read the whole joke

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Two blondes were walking down the street...

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to p...Read the whole joke

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Two blondes were walking through the woods...

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These...Read the whole joke

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Two Tourists

Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they s...Read the whole joke

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Unlocking your car

|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes wit...Read the whole joke

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Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkans...Read the whole joke

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Want me to paint for you?

|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the ...Read the whole joke

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What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?

What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...Read the whole joke

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What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?

What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke

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What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of mo...Read the whole joke

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What did the blonde say...

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke

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What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke

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What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...Read the whole joke

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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...Read the whole joke

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What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....Read the whole joke

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What do you call a blonde lesbian?

What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke

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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke

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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....Read the whole joke

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