Blondes jokes

What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke

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What is the smartest blonde?

What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever...Read the whole joke

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What type of prize did you win?

|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. S...Read the whole joke

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What's in the bag?

|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke

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What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blo...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets we...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is ea...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....Read the whole joke

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Whats a blondes favorite surgery?

Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy....Read the whole joke

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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sen...Read the whole joke

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Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen....Read the whole joke

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!...Read the whole joke

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WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?...Read the whole joke

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Why are you yelling that?

|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would...Read the whole joke

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Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?

Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together....Read the whole joke

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WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down....Read the whole joke

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Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back...Read the whole joke

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke

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