Blondes jokes

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?

Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wi...Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?

Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did sh...Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to...Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later....Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde return her new scarf?

Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight....Read the whole joke

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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side....Read the whole joke

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Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't k...Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it....Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don'...Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular....Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes like lightning?

Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture....Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes use so much shampoo?

Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT...Read the whole joke

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?

Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That's the proper place to wash vegetables....Read the whole joke

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Why do brunettes take the pill?

And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking....Read the whole joke

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Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...Read the whole joke

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Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows...Read the whole joke

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Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box ...Read the whole joke

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Why don't blondes use vibrators?

(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent ...Read the whole joke

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Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them....Read the whole joke

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