Brother and sister jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's gut...Read the whole joke

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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he ...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Clas...Read the whole joke

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My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot...Read the whole joke

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster...Read the whole joke

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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's br...Read the whole joke

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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke

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'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academ...Read the whole joke

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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car....Read the whole joke

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