Brother and sister jokes

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now!

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowb...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talk...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing ...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's....Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academ...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Brother and sister