Brother and sister jokes

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it go...Read the whole joke

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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's....Read the whole joke

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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?...Read the whole joke

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Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!...Read the whole joke

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Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit...Read the whole joke

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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's br...Read the whole joke

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Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster...Read the whole joke

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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he ...Read the whole joke

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Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to ...Read the whole joke

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