Brother and sister jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!...Read the whole joke

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My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?...Read the whole joke

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Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got i...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Clas...Read the whole joke

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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing ...Read the whole joke

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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's br...Read the whole joke

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How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on...Read the whole joke

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Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't ...Read the whole joke

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