Bus jokes

Bus jokes

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke

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Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger...Read the whole joke

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on....Read the whole joke

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long....Read the whole joke

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash....Read the whole joke

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint....Read the whole joke

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...Read the whole joke

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke

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As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke

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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing....Read the whole joke

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead....Read the whole joke

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Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke

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