Bus jokes

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing....Read the whole joke

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when ...Read the whole joke

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke

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