Bus jokes

How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead....Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke

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Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when ...Read the whole joke

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke

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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke

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