Bus jokes

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when ...Read the whole joke

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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke

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