Bus jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a col...Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke

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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long....Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when ...Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke

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