Bus jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash....Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus....Read the whole joke

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !...Read the whole joke

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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!...Read the whole joke

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...Read the whole joke

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Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!...Read the whole joke

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