Bus jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint....Read the whole joke

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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l...Read the whole joke

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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke

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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!...Read the whole joke

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