Bus jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in ...Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on....Read the whole joke

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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke

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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke

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