Bus jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, ...Read the whole joke

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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn't there'll be a very big splash....Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing....Read the whole joke

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !...Read the whole joke

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke

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