Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke
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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y...Read the whole joke
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What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on....Read the whole joke
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke
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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !...Read the whole joke
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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke
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Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke
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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke
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