Bus jokes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke

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How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus....Read the whole joke

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Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke

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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke

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Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains ...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door....Read the whole joke

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke

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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus....Read the whole joke

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke

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