Bus jokes

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when ...Read the whole joke

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Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!...Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,'...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead....Read the whole joke

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke

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What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus....Read the whole joke

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