Bus jokes

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the fro...Read the whole joke

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Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!...Read the whole joke

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Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm ...Read the whole joke

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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke

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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only...Read the whole joke

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of cou...Read the whole joke

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops th...Read the whole joke

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop....Read the whole joke

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