Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a...Read the whole joke
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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead....Read the whole joke
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What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!...Read the whole joke
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...Read the whole joke
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'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, '...Read the whole joke
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Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo...Read the whole joke
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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long....Read the whole joke
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When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on to...Read the whole joke
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