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Economics ruins life

|Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s...Read the whole joke

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Economics textbooks

|Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects...Read the whole joke

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Economist Valentines

|Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr...Read the whole joke

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Economists in parades

|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troop...Read the whole joke

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Equation of earnings

|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri...Read the whole joke

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Fake two dollar bill

|On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ...Read the whole joke

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Finding accountants

|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D...Read the whole joke

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Half a year to live

|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry...Read the whole joke

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Hiring an accountant

|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo...Read the whole joke

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How you made money

|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke

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I have a big problem

|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a...Read the whole joke

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I'm at the wrong bank

|Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tel...Read the whole joke

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Investment counselor

|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept...Read the whole joke

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Japanese management lecture

|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their wa...Read the whole joke

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Keeping a high profile in an office

|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you'r...Read the whole joke

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Lawyers arrive in Japan

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machin...Read the whole joke

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Looks bad on resume cover letters

|1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references...Read the whole joke

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Lost in a balloon

|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks u...Read the whole joke

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Main Vice President

|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept brag...Read the whole joke

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Nerds versus jocks

|An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make o...Read the whole joke

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