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New element was found

|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently disco...Read the whole joke

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Newest ATM machines

|"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're ...Read the whole joke

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Paying in advance

|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver ...Read the whole joke

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Poem about Economics

|If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not ...Read the whole joke

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Question and answer

|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is ...Read the whole joke

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Reasons to leave work

|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel......Read the whole joke

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Reasons to stay at work all night

|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrys...Read the whole joke

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Repairing the phone

|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly in...Read the whole joke

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Stockbroker at I.R.S.

|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appoint...Read the whole joke

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Stop being late to work

|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was m...Read the whole joke

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Talking on the plane

|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government traveler...Read the whole joke

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Telemarketers go away

|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for b...Read the whole joke

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The accident report

|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of ...Read the whole joke

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The boss tells some jokes

|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of ...Read the whole joke

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The copy machine handout

|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answere...Read the whole joke

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The corporate boat race

|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race ...Read the whole joke

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The Procrastinator's creed

|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move...Read the whole joke

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The requirements of this job

|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my ...Read the whole joke

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The results of a government study

|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the app...Read the whole joke

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The ten ifs of employment

|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. ...Read the whole joke

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