Cannibal jokes

Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!...Read the whole joke

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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a h...Read the whole joke

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his sus...Read the whole joke

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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their...Read the whole joke

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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes....Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.' The ...Read the whole joke

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the...Read the whole joke

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