Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w...Read the whole joke

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christian...Read the whole joke

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What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''...Read the whole joke

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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c...Read the whole joke

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. ...Read the whole joke

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