Cannibal jokes

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his sus...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christian...Read the whole joke

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What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them somethin...Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher....Read the whole joke

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases....Read the whole joke

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