Cannibal jokes

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....Read the whole joke

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. ...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!"...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride....Read the whole joke

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching....Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he loo...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke

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