Cannibal jokes

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride....Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? ...Read the whole joke

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What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?...Read the whole joke

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs....Read the whole joke

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A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do...Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!...Read the whole joke

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