Cannibal jokes

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were g...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!...Read the whole joke

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. ...Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?...Read the whole joke

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What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!...Read the whole joke

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the...Read the whole joke

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