Cannibal jokes

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!...Read the whole joke

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Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann...Read the whole joke

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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The ...Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....Read the whole joke

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand....Read the whole joke

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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads ...Read the whole joke

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!...Read the whole joke

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher....Read the whole joke

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