Cannibal jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him....Read the whole joke

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First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. ...Read the whole joke

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Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w...Read the whole joke

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What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !...Read the whole joke

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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?...Read the whole joke

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1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a h...Read the whole joke

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Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!...Read the whole joke

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the b...Read the whole joke

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